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When you're putting pants on and you put both legs in the same leg hole.
He was putting his pants on and went all double loaf.
I loaf I loaf I loaf myself
You should loaf yourself brrrrrr
The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.
Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf
When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.
Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.
Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.
Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.
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To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers
Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S