mop

Micheal's excuse for hair

Micheal why do you still have a mop on your head

Mop

Mop, commonly known as Ben Jansen, is a beautiful creature of the underworld with a taste for chicken crisps

Mop, why won’t you stop eating those chicken crisps

MOP

abbreviation: make out playlist

my mop has a shit ton of cigarettes after sex songs on it

mop

used to describe someone who is friends or close with an opp. meaning they’re basically guilty by association.

mary: “can i invite brendan?”
belle: “no, he’s a mop: an opp by association.”

mop

uhh why the fuck are you looking up mop

mop da floor bitch

MOP

The preferred hot dog toppings of the Lehigh Valley. Mustard Onion Pickle. Also referred to as an “everything” dog .

I want three MOP.

Mop

Mop: to beat up or fuck somebody, or just fucking shit up

Brah i just mopped this hoe.
Brah I'm going to mop sesh this spring break.