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Being a brittney. Indirect descendent to either Satan or Cthulu; generations of facts yet to be decisively determined. Purely evil guised in the form of innocence and sincerity. Lardomus the great 200 A.D. quotes: "That damn brittney is a hate machine, may that hate machine burn in the hells from whence she came!".
hate machine conceived of pure, concentrated evil.
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A little thing that holds m&m's or other small food items
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The undisputed scene king or queen of ska. In use since the first wave of ska.
Yo, that dude's a ska machine
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Someone who loves, not a hater, but cant stay on account they need wicked hot sick sex. They need more than one person in their life to satisfy their insatiable cravings. Therefore, they drift.
I love my husband, but I am such a Drift Machine!
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Stretching out your dick hole so someone can stick their foot in it.
I was a pinball machine last night with my girl.
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When fingering a girl, stick your two index fingers in her vagina, in a rapid fire motion, therefore creating a "machine gun" efect. Also can be done in the anus with the pinky fingers.
"man that chick was so drunk, she let me machine gun her all night man... both holes!!"
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