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The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office

I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.

by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010


magic awood

synonym for flaming homosexual. One who has homosexual tendencies and/or gives blowjobs. A magic awood tends to make other men uncomfortable quite frequently. He will also have some sort of speech impediment. Loves to use the following words in no particular order: fabulous! super! and cute! (all of which will have some sort of gay lisp attached).

Man, I think that dude who keeps looking at me across the bar might be a magic awood.

Dude, that magic awood said he'd blow me for $5.

Dude, there was a total magic awood in the bathroom, he made me quite uncomfortable.

by JohnQ.Public February 5, 2010


magical grass

Pretty much the way weird people say weed

Tyrone you got the magical grass
Hell ya

by 420tttdyshd June 14, 2015


magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.

sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.

by victoria-00 November 20, 2006


magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 April 8, 2016

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Magic Barry

When you do a poo and you go to wipe and the tissue is clean.

I just did a magic Barry. Did not need any tissue.

by Poo guroo August 29, 2020


northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005