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A man that is unsure what to do next, yet willing to do it, whatever it may be. Usually a man that is waiting for direction from a woman because he is under the delusion that he will get a lifetime of pussy for being there for her, whenever, where ever...essentially missing the point of being a man.
Dave opened the car door and said, "sorry honey, I couldn't get over here faster, I had to first put the car in park, then shut it off, unbuckle my seat-belt then open my door and I could only run so fast to get to you. So sorry. Where do you want to eat honey?"
Karen, (thinking--"Shut the fuck up already you Beta Male") stewing, then says, "I told you I wanted Mexican, how many times do I have to tell you?"
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A bullshit subclass of men invented by so-called "alpha males" to classify anybody who's not spending 99.9% of their waking hours working out and practicing pick-up lines that they will later use on unsuspecting women. A beta male is someone who "sucks up to females" , known in the real-world as "RESPECTING women and their rights" and if in a couple are cock-blocking "better men" (read: I have abs and backnea ARGH!) .
In other words , "alpha" males are compensating for their lack of real personality by making up the notion that they are on top of men who are perfectly good people but are not paragons of male beauty.
Bro-dude : "Why is that bitch with this beta male? He's flabby and pale! I could totally be a better man! I'm ALPHA!"
Bro-dude 2 : "Dude , that's Bill Gates"
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One who leads the pack in a positive fashion
Nathan Buckley captain of the Collingwood Magpies in the AFL is a perfect example of an Alpha Male. Leads the so called Collingwood nuff nuffs with pride...Up the Mighty Magpies
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Like a real dictator, some megalomaniac who thinks he has some special right to run the show. Has only as much power as people give him in their minds. You choose to obey him, he has power. You choose not to, he has nothing.
An alpha male can be punched in the face with no penalty, because he has no real power.
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Sigma males are the introverted version of an alpha male. Sigma males are lone wolves by nature and share equal dominance to alphas. Though they don’t appear in the hierarchy, they chose to sit outside of it.
Bro David is like the alpha of the group, he’s kinda our leader and makes the plans and pulls people together.
Well, Conner is an alpha too he does the same things as David sometimes.
But Conner is never with us he just shows up and pulls everyone together occasionally.
Yes, but he just isn’t always around, he has priorities. But he still makes time for us. He just chooses to do his own thing most of the time. So he’s not an alpha, but he’s a sigma male. Chooses to walk alone, but everyone respects him the same as David. When he wants the company he comes around. Otherwise he just follows his own path and goals.
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The worst insult that you can level at someone.
Example:
Person 1: (does something stupid)
Person 2: You fucking white male!
See also: nigger
I can't believe you could be so stupid. What are you, a white male?
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A totally typical male. Most definitions here are wrong: betas aren't particularly sensitive or even meek, they just are much more follower than leader.
Plenty of insecure, pushy, loud guys are betas: most frat boys (especially the toady), most Ivy Leaguers, most football players, most Tea Partiers, most suburbanites, most rednecks, etc. Since they 1) don't have followers they aren't alphas and 2) don't have much of a mind of their own aren't gammas.
Steve thought being pushy and obnoxious made him seem like an alpha male. He couldn't be more wrong. Since no one gives a shit what he thinks and he's always following what Glenn Beck says, he's pretty clearly just an another beta male
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