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A person of near infinite wisdom.
The astronomer was nearly a martin allen, there wasn't much he didn't know.
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a 28 year old retarded man who shot 35 people dead and wounded 21 at the historic port arthur site in tasmania on 28 april 1996 with an assault rifle. 20 of which were killed in a restourant and 2 at a bed and breakfast beforehand because they bid higher than him when it was for sale. among killed was 1 mans entire family. he killed more than seung-hui cho but pales in comparison to woo bum-kon who killed 58 and injured 35
since australia has no death penalty he only got 35 life sentences without parole and 1019 years.
varginia tech<martin bryant< woo bum-kon
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A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.
Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.
Seb - what do you mean?
Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?
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When you surprise your partner by sticking your finger up their bum and screaming "WAAAZZZZZZAAAAAA!!"
"He gave me a Nasty Martin, and it was kinda hot. "
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A very beautiful, smart, talented girl that has a very lucky boyfriend. He loves her so much and thinks about her every day. This name is what would describe an absolutely amazing person. She has the biggest heart and is so sweet.
"Oh man, I really miss Ava Martin. She is hooooottttttt."
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Andres Martin's are typically huge fags. They are the worst type of people to exist since the typical gay guy. Nobody likes anyone named Andres or Martin. They just suck.
See that guy in the closet? That is Andres Martin
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