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To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.
The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
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A person who tries to do everything everyone else is doing but can never be good at it. He tends to be terrible at everything he does, especially video games.
"You're playing like Matt Nelson. smh."
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A very quickly done homework assignment right before the class even thought it's already turned in late.
Bro, I just pulled a Matt Seelye right before that History essay was due!
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a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend
a guy who thinks hes the best
a guy with greasy hair
a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay
yo! look how "matt cesta" that guy is !
my girls best friend is a "matt cesta"
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(n.) A suburban whiteboy from west haven who acts black, but resembles a mole. Listens to way too much Lil Wayne, yet claims he is not "on his dick". He has orange/yellow teeth, but did not eat any cheetos. He enjoys wearing his brother's clothing and shoes, but claims they are his. He also likes to eat all of his friend's food but never gives them any in return. He thinks he is good at parkour, but all he is capable of is jumping fences and rolling in dirt (and doesn't even look cool doing that). He also enjoys wearing the same hoodie for 8 days in a row, yet claiming it was a different one.
(v.) The act of screenwatching and not admitting to it; The act of not admitting anything bad that happens to you; The act of using excuses. i.e. "I swear on my aunt vickie's grave"
Matt Cowan: "So....Stru.." *stretchs out arms* "ya..got any fooood?"
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Cacioppo: "Cowan wtf why the hell are you watching my screen?"
Cowan: "Yo i swear on my aunt vickie's grave i wasnt screenwatching"
Cacioppo: "Yo paulo a skunk!!"
Paulo: *looks*
Cacioppo: "Oooh! Broke ya neck!"
Paulo: "I didn't even look wtf!"
Cacioppo: "Stop being a cowan."
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a 10 foot 12 inch tall, 824 pound behemoth who enjoys kicking babies off bridges and yelling out random racial slurs and poking girls where no girls should be poked
matt campos is: george clooney, brad pitt, christian bale, orlando bloom, josh hartnett, wolverine all rolled into one in the body of john goodman
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Easily the best actor in anything ever, perhaps challenged only by his best friend and homie Ben Affleck. He’s also an excellent writer, producer, husband, father, and is really really handsome. He’s so cool, guys.
You have to see the new Matt Damon movie, it was so cool and awesome and cool!
I normally don’t watch movies, but I always will for Matt Damon, that dude’s really cool and everyone loves and respects him!
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