May 9

Sit by you girlfriend day and kiss her in front of all your friends

Hey it's may 9th go sit by your girl

No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may

Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!

may 3

national make out day! make out with ur bf/gf

lets makeout bc its may 3rd

Annie May

A bastardization of the word anime invented by encyclopedia dramatica

Imma bouta go watch sum Annie May

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May 5

Give your girlfriend hugs from behind😍Kiss and smack her ass🍑🤩

May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend

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May 7th

May 7th is the day where the cutest, prettiest girls are born! They are sweet, fun loving, and drop hot beautiful!

Girl: my birthday is may 7th
Friend 1: no wonder
Friend 2: you are very amazing!

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May 15th

A blessed day for people who have the tendency to not just break the ice around new people but utterly shatter it. People born in this day are Mood Makers.

“You know that chick Teresa, I heard she was born in May 15th”
“No wonder she can chat with anyone”

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