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While having sex doggy style, you turn the girl towards the side of the bed, pull her arms out and thrust her off the side of the bed onto the floor face first.
Last night we got a little rough and while doin' her doggy style I accidentally gave her the midnight train wreck.
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When a girl gets drunk and starts to give you a blowjob (usually late at night), but because she is drunk she bites your dick. At this point you slap her, however you still want her to finish because you are horny but she is too drunk to do it right so she keeps chewing up your junk.
When Kim gets drunk she turns into a total cock fiend, but my dick always feels like a chew toy after she has her Midnight Grundle Snack.
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Casual sex. Occurs when you're tired, and ready to got to bed, but first you want a little something warm in you. Non-discriminatory, as long as it doesn't have mold on it and the expiration date is good you are will take it.
NOTE: Not to be confused with dinner sex. Something that's planned and prepared for, and you have to pay a little money for.
It didn't mean anything because it was just midnight snack sex.
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Person who sleeps with their mouth open, hopeful to get a mouth full of dick.
Jenny sleeps with her mouth open, you should make her the Midnight Cock Gobbler tonight.
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The act of licking peanut butter off ones genitals late at night. When used during the day this act is referred to as just a Snack Pack
Sorry I slept in I was with my girl lastnight and was craving a Midnight Snack Pack. I was up for hours!
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The act of taking a dump on a black man/woman's chest. It is known as a midnight train because the shit blends in with the colored skin of the recipient
Last night i gave Lafonda a midnight train
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A Dexy's Midnight Mumbler is a person trying to lip sync the words of Dexy's Midnight Runner's classic hit "Come On Eileen"
Nobody knows the words to Come on Eileen, not even Dexy's Midnight Runners, and they wrote the stupid song.
But 1am at a retro disc, lights down, notice how everyone on the dance floor seems to know the words ..... match perfect?
Here's the real lyrics .........
"Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, take off everything
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please"
And if you turned off the music suddenly, this is what you would hear from the Dexy's Midnight Mumbler .....
"Come on Elieen ....... da da da I mean
come on yeah ..... everything
and that dress .... and that dress
come on yeah ...... oh Eileen .......... (you get the picture)
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