You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix

a phrase usually used to annoy and stop preachers from spreading the word of god by saying everyone goes to hell. most often associated with the youtuber "Piscator11" when he first exclamed that a woman aint got no pancake mix

Preacher: You all going to hell!

Random civilian: You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix!

Preacher: What the heeeee-ated place down under

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You Aint Got No Pancake Mix

A phrase said to Irritating People Speaking Nonsense, often repeated multiple times

Christian Dude: Embrace The lord or you Will go to hell
Cool Guy: You Aint Got No Pancake Mix!

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I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

You ain't got no pancake mix!

One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.

The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.

Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...

Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!

Fundie lady: In the Bib-....

Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1

Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...

Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1

etc. etc...

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mix master christ

1 Godliest gamer in the land
2 the guy with the good grass
3 Darth Mual mixed with a hangover
4 kama sutra master

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you ain't got no pancake mix!

1: A way to get somebody your annoyed at to stop talking.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.

Protester: Abortion is muder!
You: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Protester: .....?

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You ain't got no pancake mix!

Meant to be used to throw someone off. If there's a serious argument, say that, and you'll win just by pure awesomeness. Occasionally the word "Bitch" can be thrown at the end of it.

It was coined by RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube.

Person 1: "Personally, I believe that god is going to smite every last one of the sinners--"
Person 2: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Person 1: "..."

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