retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

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Dance monkey

That annoying song made by Tones and I that gets overplayed on the radio and tv commercials. It's basically the radio version of Baby Shark.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard that new song named Dance Monkey
Person 2: Yeah, that song is annoying as hell, maybe as annoying as Baby Shark.

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Wet Monkey

Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.

As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.

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pole monkey

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company

They're either in CWA or IBEW

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Beer Monkey

n. Mythical Simian like creature that magicly appears during the middle of the night to Ruffle your hair, shit in your mouth and nick $50 out of your wallet while you sleep. Often visits after you duck out on a Friday night for a few "bevvies" with the boys.

And I'd just nipped out for a few quiet beers with boys and the next thing you know I wake up with a hangover and the "Beer Monkey's" paid me a visit!

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monkey-in-the-bush

Psuedonym for a homosexual

Ms. Swan: "Oh, I geddit--this a monkey-in-the-bush bar!"

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chahta monkey

a monkey that causes trouble for fun,
yet still has a heart and conscience

Wow, look at that chahta monkey over there! It reminds me of Jon.

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