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When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.
-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.
-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.
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little known movie starring Tom Hanks, based on Dungeons and Dragons, and was released around the same time as national outcry feared D&D was going to be some twisted Lovecraftian cult.
"'Big' was Tom Hanks' best movie ever!"
"Shut up D&D-mo. Go see Mazes and Monsters."
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One who is extremely horny and will do just about anything to hook up with someone
Emily: Daaaaamn look at her...she's such a horny monster!
Matt: Agreed.
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someone who pounds a chick's pussy without any show of mercy
"Larry is such a fucking cunt monster!!"
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One who is highly addicted to the social networking website, Myspace (www.myspace.com). Examples of addiction can range from an obsessive love of My Chemical Romance to a full blown series of Myspace stakeouts, which may last long through the night. In order to combat this addiction, an intervention may be necessary, in which close friends or family members may group together to voice their concerns. If conversion is still unsuccessful, a silver bullet through the monster's profile is in order. Be forewarned, the monster may transform and try to reclaim its profile through a series of beatings.
Kara Walsh is a myspace monster; she checks her profile almost every hour, neglecting friends, family and food.
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A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.
"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"
"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.
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