The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.
Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.
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having violent sex with a female with a huge bush.
I was muff mashing that chick
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What former Monty Python member Eric Idle will call himself if he ever decides to become a rapper.
Eric Idle decided on Muff Daddy during his visit to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.
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The tuft of hair under a persons lower lip, that when the act of muff diving takes place, the muff tickle caresses the bean.
that dude has a kick ass muff tickler
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"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."
Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.
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The awful smell that comes from a unwashed pussy.
I met this jersey girl last night, man did she have sum muff cabbage.
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To eat out, oral sex on a woman.
"I went muff diving on the Queen of England."
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