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1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.
2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.
That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.
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Someone who constantly grumbles about life and/or complains about anything and everything imaginable.
My friend is such an angst muffin; all he ever does is groan about how terrible his home life is.
If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.
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Dave: Hey bro, did you hook up with that chick last night?
Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?
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Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.
:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::
Lauren you're a tard muffin
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A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.
German made me smell his chode muffin.
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a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.
Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!
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When a woman wakes up a man by sitting on his face and shaking her booty until he wakes shouting 'Conneticut Muffin!!'
Yo bitch wake up and taste some conneticut muffin!!
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