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"Extreme" martial arts/ninja camp camp where children scale 30 ft trees playing hide and hold a "plank" position without moving a muscle for ten minutes. One must be in pristine condition to attend ninja camp. You know what that means-no margaritas during happy hour! Managers of aquatics facilities are infamous for attending ninja camps. Anyone who is a lifeguard will have appreciation for the definition of "ninja camp."
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a hug that you randomly give someone really fast like a ninja (: to show your love
I gave aaron my bfff a ninja hug
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A Ninja Loan is a type of subprime loan. It was described as No Income, No Job, (and) no Assets loan because only things applicant had to show was his/her credit rating.
The phrase was coined by HCL Finance as a name for one of their finance products. They were especially prominent during the United States housing bubble of the 2000s but have gained wider notoriety due to the subprime mortgage crisis in July/August 2007 as a prime example of poor lending practices2. The term grew in usage during the 2008 financial crisis as the sub prime mortgage crisis was blamed on such loans. It works on two levels - as an acronym; and allusion to the fact that ninja loans are often defaulted on, with the borrower disappearing like a ninja.
Business dude 1: "Hey did you hear? Mike borrowed 50 grands then took off for Columbia!"
Business dude 2: "Haha, I expected that; he sure pulled off a nice ninja loan!"
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The act of looting an item off a monster that you or your party has recently killed before anyone else has a chance.
Scree is king of the ninja loot'ers.
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1) To go out and ninja in the night.
2) To pork a girl, at night(or somewhere dark), with blinding speed.
3) To frolic amongest the treetops.
Ninja_Matty: We must go out and ninja in the night.
teh_ninja_naf: Agreed. Let me get my boomarang
Ninja_Matty: I'll get our ninjaroos mounts! =D
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See. Ninja all of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one must look past the stupid exterior to the particularly crafty and imaginitive inner core. Above all else a true Funk Ninja can create or call Shaft style music to his aid at any given time. Funk Ninjas excel above the rest, currently there is only one True Funk Ninja.
*catches hand in mid swing* "Holy god you are a ninja" *supposed ninja flips backwards, Shaft music blares in the brief seconds he is visible all stops when he leaves* "damn...that was THE FUNK NINJA!"
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