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the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist
whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*
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The Naked Brothers Band is a bunch of cock sucking mother fucking homosexuals that think they are good at singing and acting. They really aren't but you know, gay wads and their fucking shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that episode of the Naked Brothers Band last night?
Guy 2: You mean that Nickelodeon show that has a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds that think they can sing and act?
Guy 1: No the show where a bunch of cool kids get a lot of hot chicks and stuff.
Guy2: You're a fucking homo you know that?
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An obsession with being naked
Wanting to remove all of your cloths
The need to roam naked
Liking the way you were the day you were born
Not the same as streaking
Stacey has Naked Baby Syndrome, she walks around her house naked.
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What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.
You can pray for me, and I'll dance naked in the forest for you.
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a great uvm tradition.
last day of classes for fall and spring semester. we get trashed and run through campus in a big parade naked.
and NO ONE gets arrested
Hi mom
Guess what
I'm running naked and i'm drunk
Are you watching the naked bike ride tonight?
no dude im biking
sweet. . .
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Rear Naked Poke:
The act of having sex in the doggie style position then slapping the rear naked choke on your willing partner and choking them out completely, all the while you're still having sex with them even while they are out cold, continue having sex until they completely wake up again.
The "Rear Naked Poke" should only be attempted by willing partners trained in the ways of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
She let me rear naked poke her, and like a champ she didn't even try to Tap Out. When she woke up she said "that shit was crazy, I liked it."
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