street ninjas

homeless people

look at all them street ninjas.

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Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.

The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.

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ninja camp

"Extreme" martial arts/ninja camp camp where children scale 30 ft trees playing hide and hold a "plank" position without moving a muscle for ten minutes. One must be in pristine condition to attend ninja camp. You know what that means-no margaritas during happy hour! Managers of aquatics facilities are infamous for attending ninja camps. Anyone who is a lifeguard will have appreciation for the definition of "ninja camp."

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ninja hug

a hug that you randomly give someone really fast like a ninja (: to show your love

I gave aaron my bfff a ninja hug

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ninja loot

The act of looting an item off a monster that you or your party has recently killed before anyone else has a chance.

Scree is king of the ninja loot'ers.

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Ninja in the Night

1) To go out and ninja in the night.
2) To pork a girl, at night(or somewhere dark), with blinding speed.
3) To frolic amongest the treetops.

Ninja_Matty: We must go out and ninja in the night.
teh_ninja_naf: Agreed. Let me get my boomarang
Ninja_Matty: I'll get our ninjaroos mounts! =D

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Funk Ninja

See. Ninja all of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one must look past the stupid exterior to the particularly crafty and imaginitive inner core. Above all else a true Funk Ninja can create or call Shaft style music to his aid at any given time. Funk Ninjas excel above the rest, currently there is only one True Funk Ninja.

*catches hand in mid swing* "Holy god you are a ninja" *supposed ninja flips backwards, Shaft music blares in the brief seconds he is visible all stops when he leaves* "damn...that was THE FUNK NINJA!"

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