When you perfectly aim your penis to go straight into her anal cavity. Can take many years to master.
'Hey Tina, I had a great time with Derek, he's a real bum sniper'
Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business
I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards
The juice between your bum cheeks when you have a wet fart mixed with sweat.
I went down on the misses last night and licked her ass hole and got a mouth full of bum liquor
the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus
"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"
"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants
"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"
Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.
That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps