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A chicken, typically known as “botched” or just “beak” daughter of the old J.
Poshy often recognizes her name of james beak
James beak is a farm animal and daughter to the forbidden one, careful if you attempt to get close to beak as the forbidden one is always watching AND listening
junior often finds himself quoting songs with james beak as the subject of them
Commonly spammed in Twitch chat when a player is saving their weapon during a CSGO tournament.
Origin: Player from Avangar named Jame really likes to save his weapon.
Player 1: I'm going to save this AWP.
Player 2: Jame time!
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Mercedes-Benz AMG F1 driver, Valtteri Bottas being told by the team's race strategist, James Vowles to let his teammate Lewis Hamilton to take the lead of the 2018 Russian Grand Prix to increase the advantage in the championship standing by 3 points. This movement became very controversial as Bottas was seen as robbed a race win in spite of his effort putting himself on pole position during qualifying on Saturday by team orders, benefiting Lewis Hamilton. At the end of the season, Bottas was the first Mercedes driver who didn't win a race since Michael Schumacher in 2012.
Background aside, numbers of memes we're created from these controversial decisions of team orders.
*Bottas pushing with fresh ultrasoft tires*
James: "Valtteri, it's James. Please hold position. I'm sorry."
Bottas: "Copy James" *cries*
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When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.
We need better toilet paper, ‘cause I just gave myself another James Franco.
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Usually known for being an asshole. James are easily misunderstood. A James more than not, are sneaky and the best Heartbreakers with huge heart and an even bigger penis. A James loves to watch porn and is a freak, especially with a woman who is just as freaky. GREAT minds think alike. He is good with his hands. Jack of all trades master of none, loves to play with WOOD, AND skilled in his craft. Usually short," packed "some would say. James has dark hair and black eyes when angry, quiet but passionate on every level. A confused man unsure about what he wants until he is faced with losing something. If u ever get the chance to love a James, don't take him for granted. Don't be foolish and QUIT, don't throw everything away. He might go out, and stay all night, unfaithful most times, but a James will always be worth the fight. Regardless of what narrow minded bitches think. He is the one that got away, makes his exs cry night after night, because they have lost him forever..don't be a fool, when a James loves someone he has a strange way of showing how much sometimes, but for sure a James can never be replaced in the heart of the ONE who does, and always will love him, ETERNALLY. IF a James is ever lost, call for him...
Mother: " where is James?"
Wife: " oh I do not know let me call for him...".
"Peter??" " Are you listening? "
Mother: " BOB, ITS TIME TO COME
HOME ...PETER?? I know u hear your lady calling you!!"
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Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
The James River is a river in the U.S. state of Virginia. It is 348 miles long, extending to 444 miles includes the Jackson River. It is the 12th longest river in the United States that remains entirely within a single state
It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.
VCU student1: Hey wanna get fucked up at the James River tomorrow and drink PBR?
VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!
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