A girl who only likes guys for his hair
Becky is such a hair slut, she dumped Kyle after he cut his hair
The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.
It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.
P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.
Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.
Wow Drew has some interesting book hair
a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.
girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"
boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"
Shit particles that latches on your butt hole hair.
After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs
Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.
"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."
"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."
When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.
“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”