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When a guy is fucking a girl and when he is about to jizz two guys punch him, resulting in two black eyes.
how'd you get your black eyes?
German sandwich....
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The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.
Last night my husband gave me the world's best German Earthquake!
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when you fuck a girl and shit in her shorts while she's in the bathroom
german shortz: that chick pissed me off so i gave her a pair of german shortz
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The absolute worst, most perverse, lude sex act known to man.
see also, The Aristocrats
Truman: The only way to describe that Tiajuana weekend... German Pancake!
Seabass: That's fuckin gross!
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When a german man/woman shits on their lover, then smothers it round there body.
"WTF you doin!"
"german tan baby, you know you like it"
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A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.
Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.
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