BUT IT WAS ME DIO

When a person misleads another.

Billy: Clicks a youtube link
The Video: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, BUT IT WAS ME DIO

spot me

Slang for "lend me," as in money or other goods.

Hey, spot me some cash for dinner and I'll pay you back on Tuesday.

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excuse me

what the fuck you just say

boy 1: ya gurl a bitch
boy 2: excuse me

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Me Me Big Boy

Me Me big boy.
(Me Me Big Boi)
Me Me Big Boy, Me Me! Me me big boy. big boy, me me big boy
me me big boy me me big boy, me me. big boy!

Person: Hey did you see that new movie?
You: Me me big boy! me me big boy… big boy!
person: wtf

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bite me

1. (v) A slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick".

Wanna fuck?
Bite Me.

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ping me

To send a signal or make brief contact.

Recently from computer networking, where one computer (usually a client) will send a quick, pointless query to another computer (usually a server) in order to find out if it is still online and see how long the response takes.

Originally from the naval warfare practice of "active sonar" where one ship (usually a surface ship) will send out a given sound or "ping" in order to measure the direction and delay in the "echo" of that sound off of another body (usually a submarine.

Can we go to the movie tomorrow?
I don't know... Ping me around eight and we'll see how things are going.

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pipe me

fellatio

(imperative/verb)

Ray Donovan, HBO, 'New Birthday' episode (August 11, 2013).
Marvin.. to Bridget: "Pipe me!"

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