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drunk-a-port

To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.

Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.

by dday1313 March 18, 2014


symphony drunk

(adjective)
Describes a state of being in which a person has consumed enough alcohol that they would give raucous applause at the conclusion of a live symphony orchestra performance, but not so much that they could not listen quietly during the performance itself.

tipsy
buzzed

"We went to the rehearsal sober, then got symphony drunk for the performance."

by Liberator Lickpenny April 5, 2014


rapin drunk

When a girlfriend or other female gets so drunk she forces her boyfriend to have sex with her regardless of surroundings . Often leading to loud noises, back-scratches and unhappy roommates.

She drank half a bottle of bacardi, then dragged her boyfriend in the room... we knew she was rapin drunk

by 1223455132 May 28, 2010


drunk idol

When you know someone who always guarantees a good laugh for their intoxicated behavior

Goose: Dude, Rudy threw up on that guy's couch last night and in my breakfast this morning.
Phil: Okay he just got nominated as my drunk idol!

by bostonma1234 July 27, 2014


chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.

by chickendrunk4life September 8, 2016


drunk-debit

Using a credit or debit card while intoxicated. Often happens when you're so drunk you don't remember how much you spent.

I'm never drinking that much again; I had way too many drunk-debits last night.

I gotta go to the bank to make a deposit to cover all my drunk-debits from last night.

by PlainJane08 June 23, 2009


drunk tight

When you are buzzing. When you are not drunk, but the level of your drunkeness could be described as "tight".

Feeling remarkably with it while intoxicated.

"I was feeling good the other night, you know, I was drunk tight. Not plastered like I am now."

by mandercessknow February 23, 2009