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An older woman that does sexual favors for you without pay
That old iron hasn't been getting any play.
Jason, shifty, ol buddy shifty, Lenziwarrior, shifty hammer
What’s up old buddy? How’s it going old buddy? Party tonight old buddy?
When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.
"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."
when you find something out one day, and then it keeps popping up in your every day life!
Scotty: "i watched Lord of the Rings for the first time last week and I've been hearing references to it everyday since!"
ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"
Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."
Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"
Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!
Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement
An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.
100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
good ol bloody jack kennedy from DSa|F no not the one that got shot by the doctor i think thats all i know about november 1963 anyway hes bloody old sport. yknow, sportsy! dave's (criminal) partner!
Steven: Damn Dave and Old Sport got smth fruity going on
Peter: ikr