Shake and Bake

To smoke marijuana right after an earthquake.

In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.

-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.

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Clam Bake

1. When a male takes a multiple females into a hot tub.

2. When a male attempts to hang out with a large group of females, particularly avoiding a group of males to do so. Also known as a shanghai artist.

1. "Matt invited a bunch of girls to a clam bake at his house on Friday".

2. "Brian did not want to go to poker-night so he could clam bake his friends' wives".

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baking brownies

When one shits.

Holy SHIT! Look at mike's pants! He just baked some brownies!

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Clam Bake

See Dutch Oven and Queef. Similar to the Dutch oven however it can only be done by a woman. The woman queefs under the covers and pulls them over her bedmate's head to keep them trapped in the stink.

Did you see my youtube video of me doing a crazy Clam Bake my boyfriend? For some reason he is no longer returning my phone calls....

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baked goods

A slang term for a vagina.

"I hate cats but I love baked goods!"

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shake and bake

it is when you masturbate/jerkoff untill you are about to cum/climax and then you put yur penis inside of a womens vaina and make sure she gets pregnate. there for you shake (jerk off) and bake (her being pregnante and baking the baby in the womb... lol)

fuck off with the example... and go shake and bake as soon as possible

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Baked bads

Any vegan pastry or bread.

When Julie brought in cookies I was so excited, then when I tasted them I found out they were baked bads.

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