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What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"
"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"
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Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...
(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)
-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.
-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...
-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!
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a place in San Diego that was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.
if your smart, dont go to belmont park, its scary.
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A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.
Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!
A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!