Boat Anchor

A large, heavy piece of obsolete technology, usually a computer system or computer server, that has served its useful life and cannot be re-used in any cost-effective way. In other words, junk.

My company just upgraded their data center. You interested in any of these old IBM boat anchors?

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boat itch

Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty.

Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch

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sped boat

A boat full of sped water mostly in river rafting over memorial day weekend when the boat is filled with leftover food and garbage floating around in the water inside the raft

Hey look at these fools they have so mutch water in that boat!
yea its a sped boat

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Banana Boat

N. Refers to new immigrants from the West Indies to the United States of African decent. Derogatory in nature.

Carl: I just tried talking to that new guy from Jamaica today, I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
Jim: Don't waste your time, I think he just got off the Banana Boat.

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Fail Boat

Someone who constantly fails at something, and generally Life in its self. Can be told to the person as a pay out.

Excuse me, sir can i plz ride take a ride on your fail boat.

Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.

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tug boat

The girl who is leading a guy by the hand (balls) through a bar to what ever she wants to do.

look at that Tug Boat leading that poor guy

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im on a boat

to mean, on top of the world, in your element, well happy and satisfied.

hey man hows you doing wiv your new girl?
im on a boat,man everything sweet.

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