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megans egg is a rare species you do not want to touch megans egg it will end in the end of the world megan is very protective of her egg so if the egg does not explode megan will kill you
damm girl you touched megans egg you are deadddddddd
Egg Bois
A group of boys who wait around on street corners ready to mug people and steal their eggs
Hey man, Watch out for the egg Bois, they mugged me the other day, They stole all my eggs
Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.
Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."
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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"
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this guy from Ripley's Believe it or not who caught eggs in his mouth from 180 ft. away.
"mommy, that guy is weird."
"no honey, he's "the egg man""
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When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.
I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.
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1.The act of sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of impregnating your partner. When a couple actively tries to get pregnant. filled the basket
2. A traditional Easter holiday tradition. Grownups hide eggs from the "Easter Bunny" and children search/hunt for them.
Guy#1: I am so tired today.
Guy#2: Jeanna had you out late egg hunting again?
Guy#1: Yea, ,we've been trying for weeks now, but I think I finally filled the basket.
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