pat n chat

To sit with a perspective sex partner and engage in heavy petting and conversation, not actual sex.

he struck out and just had a pat n chat.

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

pulling a pat

To not go out, stay on the couch and do hood rat things with my friends. This may or may not include refraining from the nights lame activities.

Hey gang, y'all are doing not cool stuff tonight i think Im pulling a pat and chilling. Ill be on my couch doing hood rat things with my friends.

Ionark Pat

A condescending pat

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)

P-pat

An individual who shows an extraordinary amount of interest in other people's lives.

'Don't be a P-pat ya'll'

P-pat

An individual who shows an extraordinary amount of interest in other people's lives.

'Don't be a P-pat ya'll'

Pat potato stuffy

When a tattooed gentleman named pat stuffs you with a potato

Omg last night pat gave me a pat potato stuffy all night.