When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
Were you do a 360 with your long-ass dick and slap someone with it, or when playing some Fortnite and you have nothing better to do besides trying to do a 360 no-scope and failing at it for 10 hours straight.
Your BF: *playing video games "I'm bord"
You: "do a PP no-scope!"
“Bad Game, Poorly Played”
i.e.
Your opponent played such an atrocious dogwater dump of a a game that they should be ashamed for being born in the first place.
The action of smacking a pp several times, 2000 to be exact, which causes the pp to shoot out semen
Connor gave william the pp smackadoodle 2000 at 9pm last night