Pocket Panic

Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.

After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.

Kika Panic

Termo utilizado para definir pessoas que se sentem em pânico em momentos onde aconteça algum clima entre o próprio e a kika.
O Kika Panic também pode causar tonturas, dor no peito e uma enorme vontade de morder a Kika. Se você se encontra com algum desses sintomas deve saber que provavelmente tem alguma queda pela Kika ou só está morrendo mesmo.
Também ha uma segunda causa, como ser celestial, a kika pode acabar por causar falsos sentimentos de amor ou paixão no indivíduo.

Meu deus, ganda Kika Panic agora

dirty panic

it's defined by the moment right before and right after you come where every single part of your body is in ecstasy.

"damn, yesterday's was so good I had a dirty panic"

panic-friends

When in fear of not making friends at uni, you make friends with anyone and everyone. Usually within the first day.

Toms just making panic-friends - think he may need to slow down

Panic of TACs

Collective noun for Track Access Controller's

Jesus did you see that panic of TACs in the mad hatter tonight?

Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.

"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."

Panic Faggot Mode

When a virus starts to spread and people turn into whiny little faggots.

Oh no! Costco got cleared out because half the city went Panic Faggot Mode!