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Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rockstar. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's in them.
For example- see the one's Mick Jagger wears.
"I'm going to a concert tonight, where are my Jagger pants?"
"Man, those jeans are tight, are you sure they aren't Jagger pants?"
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A venemous snake that typically makes its home in men's trousers. It typically chooses a female for its prey, at which time it exerts temporary mind control over its male host in order to secrete its venom, a horrible toxin capable of destroying up to three lives and effecting cancerous growths, on or in the female.
Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.
Shit man, I just couldn't keep my pants python under control last night.
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When you see a chick who is questionable to be of age. Usually a chick who is at high school level but can almost pass for a older woman. Its usually that chick you really have to sit and look at before you even have the thought of sex come to mind. The males version of "spider senses".
Guy 1: Man that chick is hot, I'd love to sit that in my lap and grind her out like good coffee
Guy 2: Eww dude, wtf. You live right next to a high school. She isn't suspect to you?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Seriously, thats jail bait. You touch her in your imagination and you're fucked
Guy 1: Whatever dude
Guy 2: Dude, that bitch is tan pants.
Guy 1: *Sudden Epiphany*
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When out shopping with friends you happen to notice a pair of farmville pants. Anything that represents a farmer, redneck, or just so happens to look like something a farmville addict might wear while plowing their fields and spending time wasting their lifes away.
Sue - "Hey look a pair of farmville pants!"
Molly - "You think i would look hot wearing those while plowing the fields?"
Sue - "Are you serious"
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Pants that are sold mostly at Hot Topic. They come in a variety of styles, all involving either chains, straps, somewhat occult designs, and/or studs. Somewhat overpriced at $45-$55 a pair. People have been known to trip on the straps.
Tripp pants are hilarious yet stylish.
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A nickname given to a person you like or are psyically attracted to. Usually, someone you are currently "talking, talking to". Most commonly given as a nickname for one's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Alyssa: "who are you texting?"
Ashley: "oh, i'm texting my Pookie Pants. We're playing the question game. hehe."
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