Pen Argyl

Small town near border of new jersey and Pennsylvania. Not much to say boring basic white girls and wannabe gang members (not as bad as bangor tho) a lot of corny ppl. chase shramko sells drugs in this town!

Pen Argyl

Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.

When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.

Pen in the uterus

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die

Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

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sub pen

A moist location in which to store your submarine

I’d like to park my sub in her sub pen

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

Res pen

To not believe the facts that have been presented;

Example:
“I’m totally not a virgin, you know I’m not”
“Yeah res pen dude, no cap”