Penguin Hall

all girls school where they take your money and don{t give it back, where your day is full of time to absolutly nothing and yet you pay $100 for it! teachers doing there jobs is a rare occurance here. want to actually learn???????LEARNING WOAH... not something we do here. We sit, and watch the walls while having our parents scoff up big cash for absoulty no reason. the school that was advertised is a dreamboat and a fantasy compared to the reality of the school..

oh so you go to penguin hall??
penguin hall??? whats that??
ohh so your not straight
PENGUIN HALL??? EW ISNT THAT ALL GIRLS

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penguin arm

Slang for a very short penis

"LOOK at his penguin arm"

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squidgy penguin

A term used for anal sex

Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!

Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?

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Ass Penguin

a random idea that comes out of know where.

Steve just pulled a penguin out of his ass. (Ass Penguin)

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feeding the penguins

named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.

Aww man, This time tommorow I'll be feeding the penguins

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Penguin Strut

The act of laying a girl down on her stomach and lubing up her thighs so much, to slide your balls through for the best kind of pleasure, that she has to waddle to the bathroom to wipe all the gunk off.

"Man, I thrust my balls up in her thighs so much last night she had to penguin strut to clean herself up."

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Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

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