God Has A Plan

Form of backwards thinking that intents to justify intolerable atrocities caused by evil and stupid actions committed by human beings, giving as an excuse the moronic idea of a Divine Plan.

Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle Opposes Abortion Even In Cases Of Rape, Incest: 'God Has A Plan', she says.

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four-year-plan

The extremely safe method to not have children, consisting of waiting four years with a boyfriend/girlfriend before having sex. Also can be taken as 1 base for every year.

Mike: "You hit that yet?"
Skeeter: "Naw man, only half way through that four-year-plan. Sho aint gonna be paying no child support though, YADADAMEAN?!?"

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five-year plan

A situation where a person ends up completing an intended four-year course of study in five years, usually by flunking a year.

-So Steve failed tenth grade?
-Yeah, he's on the five-year plan.

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chronic planning herpes

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.

no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.

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Plan Making Whore

A person who makes plans with more than one person for the same occasion or time.

A person asks one individual to a movie and then agrees to go to the same movie with someone else. The person who agreed to go to the movie with both individuals is a Plan Making Whore

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natural family planning

Anal sex of the horny Catholic variety.

"Hey babe, you down for some natural family planning tonight? You definitely won't get pregnant."

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Triple "P" Plan

Pu*** Pause Plan, noun:
1.a temporary plan put in place by the female in a relationship towards her companion.
2. If you ain't getting no "booty," you are most likely on this plan.

Reasons for Triple "P" Plan Enforcement-

Caused either by forced seperation (business trip/deployment) or voluntary seperation (receiver of the booty fails to meet relationship requirements).

This plan can be started without any prior notice to an individual.

Damn, I am on the Triple "P" Plan!

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