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When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.
Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!
a peurtrican that is extremly poor
guy 1:how come that kid never gets fresh
guy:2 because he is a poor-terican
When you have a really shit football team, called Manchester United and every time they lose your friends comment "poor mark"
Ha ha knocked out of another cup!! "Poor mark"
Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
When you have money to spend, but prefer not to, you do things in a poor method.
Him: Why get Ramen Noodles for dinner when you can afford the ribeye steak?
Me: Can't sleep on the Ramen Noodles bro. Livin Poored Out.
One step up from truly being poor. But one step down from being considered broke.
One wrong financial move away from being destitute.
I have just enough to pay most of my bills but not enough to have a social life. I'm semi-poor.