Meat and Potatoes

The defining characteristic of an event, i.e. the best thing about it or the most important thing about.

Here we go thats the meat and potatoes off of that album, or this games the meat and potatoes!

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Potato Song

POTATO SONG

The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

Sometimes we ditch the skin

to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

I wrote the Potato Song because I love potatoes so much.

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potato america

An act of Ejaculating into a cooked potato then sensually shoving it down your partners throat until the turn purple and pass out. After this process is done wait until the partner is conscious and eat the potato with them while listening to the star spangeled banner.

potato america

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Cooch Potato

A person that don't ride the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"

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Sexual Potato

Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.

girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"

girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"

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potato pussy

To have a very loose pussy and is so fat it looks like a potato

"did you see her pussy she's such a thot she has a potato pussy now."

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Thought Potato

Having uncontrollable thoughts about food when you're on a diet.

Unlike the real potato, this is a much more effective way of eating whilst on a diet.

OMG I'M HAVING SO MANY THOUGHT POTATOES.

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