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Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 9, 2024


Reverse Mongolian Drill Press

The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.

Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.

by Miya P Burns April 16, 2023