Weak Pumps

When having sex, only lasting for a few pathetic strokes before busting.

Girl 1: I heard you slept with Blair B?
Girl 2: Not for long, he's got weak pumps!

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Bitch Pumped

A wrestling term. This is when one wrestler forces another wrestler to the ground by causing them to do the splits, and then grabbing the top of their head and "pumping" them up and down in the area of their crotch.

Yo I totally Bitch Pumped you're Ass!

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Pump and dump

When you masturbate and s*** at the same time

Bro this morning I was on the hub and had me a old fashioned pump and dump

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M.K. Pump

Originated from, and first performed by rap artist M.K.Russ., the action of a "M.K. Pump" occurs during, or shortly after a 'ballin' or 'pimp juice' action. It is meant to both taunt the opposition or audience such action is being performed upon, as well as to further increase your status as a 'balla', or a 'pimp juice' playa.

Mathias: Shiiiit, I saw you put his ass on the ground with that move!
Detox: Hell yea, that was sick man! And ofcourse you had to follow it up with the M.K. Pump!

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gettin pumped

When you are getting fucked in the asshole.

Man im never stayin the night at his house again i was gettin pumped in my sleep.

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pumping the beats

Playing some music. Usually referring only to good music.

I was pumping the beats all night!

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1-Pump

n. (wŭn-pŭmp)

1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.

2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.

Woah! You just missed a total 1-Pump dude!

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