Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

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put something in the air

to "put" marijana smoke "in the air"

man, put something in the air.

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putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

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puts the lotion in the basket

Used to describe events or objects that are extraordinary in some way. Derived from the film The Silence of the Lambs, in which the line, "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again" is uttered to a woman in an extraordinarily bad situation. Connotation is often but not necessarily negative, and always implied.

"What do you mean your wife is cheating on you? That puts the lotion in the basket."

"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"

"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."

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put your foot in

This is when you achieve something to the best of your ability. It is often used in African American communities to describe cooking something especially well

"Damn laquita you put your foot in those ribs. I might have to slap you bitch!"

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if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

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Put you in print

1) to kill
2) to agressivly attack with malicious intent
3) to stomp on.

To put someone in print would be akin to seeing them in the obituaries, in print.

Step up off me, boy, I'll put you in print.

Break out my 9 and cold put him in print.

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