rip stan

what happens when you do 90 on a freeway, drink a fifth of vodka and drive

I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive. rip stan

buttery rip

Total bullshit; a stupid coincidence, or to be in an unlucky or unlikely situation.

Noun use: “Damn dude, that’s some buttery rip that she cheated on you!”

Adjective use: “This buttery rip class I’m in is a joke!”

blink rip

When someone hits a THC wax pen/dab pen until the pen LED blinks to signify overheating.

Achieved by inhaling constantly for around 10-15 seconds with most pens. Considered to be the mother of all pen rips.

John had truly gotten schmacked after doing 3 blink rips in a row on his new dab pen.

Mim Rip

When you inhale dab pen and e-cigarette as much as you possibly can without exhaling and then explode with smoke.

"Hey Anthony, wanna take a Mim Rip off my dab pen and Juul?"
"Sure Dylan, I would love to!"

rip the sandwich

The act of using a vape and blowing fat clouds.

Brandon, you wanna rip the sandwich tomorrow?
Hell yea bro.

ripped daddy

someone who shows incredible strength that is apparent by their massive musculature.

Ryan: "Jon you are so ripped you're a ripped daddy."
Jon: "Stop that right now!"
Ryan: "Seriously your shirt is ripping. I'm going to call you Ripped Daddy."

Ripped and Whipped

Getting high on weed, "ripped", and then proceeding to inhale nitrous oxide, "whipped".

ERIC: Hey, you wanna smoke some of dat dank ass weed?
JUSTIN: Yeah dog, let's smoke some ganj.
*SMOKES WEED
JUSTIN: You wanna do a whippet?
ERIC: Of course.
JUSTIN: Hell yeah, let's get ripped and whipped.