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A right-wing political party in the United States of America.
Dedicated to stopping terrorism and protecting our freedom.
Despite what many people are told by wacky liberals, the Republican party are not fascists or war-mongers.
In short, the Republican party is the best damn political party in the world.
Normal person: I'm voting the Republican Party in this years election
Wacky liberal: No! Give Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda a chance! Vote the Democrats! Now, will you excuse me while I go and smoke weed and kill babies
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People who just want less taxes and government regulation, but are called every bad name under the sun because a tiny, vocal minority of happens to identify with them.
Republicans like capitalism and see it as a means to improve everyone's lives, which is why they generally support a deregulated economy. Republicans are strong believers in small government, as they believe that independence creates stronger people who do not rely on the government for too much.
Contrary to the beliefs of this website, most Republicans are not racist, but simply believe that all races/sexualities/genders should be treated equally and not favored over everyone else. They think the best way to flush out racism is to treat everyone equally, not victimise every minority under the sun while blaming white people for everyone's problems.
Republicans also don't like assholes who give a bad name to minorities and causes by acting like entitled brats, and dislike many mainstream news outlets for giving a voice to and supporting said assholes.
Person 1: I'm a Republican because I've earned money to support myself and my family, and don't want to be excessively taxed.
Person 2: I'm a Republican because I don't want the government to have to much power over the individual.
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Celtic fan from the Free State. Wannabe Nordies, even though they despise them.
barstool republican: Sings 'Go Home British Soldiers'.
nordie Celtic Fan: But you're a Mexican?
barstool republican: F**k off you Nordie c**t!
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A group that is often bashed by the ignorant, ass fucking liberal democrats. Most Republicans ignore the assholic Democrat because they know the Democrats are really just stupid ass hats that wish for pot to be legalized. War comes naturally for them because they are proud of their country, and the ideals it was built on, so they will fight to defend it with tooth and nail if need be. Republicans enjoy family activates, and believe that religion, of any form should be a pivotal part of family life. Republicans believe that everyone has a chance at life until they abuse it to a point where they are no longer allowed to live. Republicans enjoy many things, and like all people, will do what they can in attempts to get what they want, examples being meat and oil. Republicans want its people to live in an environment that is a safe and free as possible. Republicans love America, and love peace.
Republicans are often attacked for a view that has worked for the past 200 years of the great country of America.
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A party of people that
•Don't want people killing unborn babies
•Want guns for self protection
•Love God
•Think we should marry/date the opposite gender
•Not be communists
•Don't want illegal people in our country
See Democratic for killing babies
I never have and will never be Democratic, I like babies! Therefore, I'm Republican!
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A member of one of the completely legitimate political parties of the United States of America, and someone whose views apparently are always wrong, narrow-minded, and ignorant, according to young, idiotic, self-righteous Democrats (i.e., whiny teenagers) with fast food opinions who yell and protest for changes and government reform, even if they do not know what it is they're protesting.
Republican: Well, I believe that-
Whiny teenage "Democrat": No! You're wrong! You're a Republican, so you're automatically an ignorant, bigoted, white Anglo-Saxon Protestant with a southern accent!
Republic: But I'm bla-
Whiny teenage "Democrat": No! You're wrong, stupid Republican. I'm going to make off-color, cliché jokes about you now! RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT.
Republican: Just be quiet.
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Republican core values maintain that all people in the United States are equal in the sense that all citizens must have the protected rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of property (yes, property). They do not believe that anybody has a right to success, wealth, or any portion of anyone else's property. We can all hope for and freely pursue success, wealth, and love, but we are not entitled to any of it.
Republican core values include being charitable (voluntarily), honest, and response-able (responsible for one's self).
Martin Luther King was a Republican
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