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Sex position. When you paint a mitten on a girl out of ranch dressing and proceed to fuck her while drinking Faygo pop. When you finish yell out “OPE!” as loud as possible.
I gave her a good Michigan Power Rodding last night.
other name for minecraft blaze
invented by tommyinnit and wilbur soot in wilbur's "minecraft but we cant say the letter "e" video"
wilbur: how kill blaz? (blaze)
wilbur: how kill hot rod boy?
When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot
FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt
The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style
Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod
An immature, yet charming way of saying "i don't care" or "so?"
Richard: You should really start taking your job seriously. What if the manager found you slacking off?
Immature Tommy: Suck my rod!
Richard:.....
Immature Tommy: That's what i'll say. Plus i'm not slacking, i'm fixing my rod.
When you sleep over at a friends house and masturbate in their bed while giggling.
Ryan just told me that Jared slept over there. Apparently he giggling jay rodded all over his sheets.
A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.
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