russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.

I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.

russian shandy

Vodka diluted using beer

This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead

Russian mittens

Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts

This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens

Russian Carpetburn

When you put your sock over your dick and fucking someone with it while yelling mother Russia as the Russian anthem is playing

Bro I just gave my cousin a Russian carpetburn

Russian Anthem

Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

*WE* Love Russian Anthem

Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

Russian Bear

1. During the 1970's porn movement, an actor who's character resembled a large russian male with a heavy accent, limited english vocabulary, hairy chest, and beard (similar to that of a lumberjack).

2. Strong and Intimidating. Capable off crushing your body with their bare hands.

Ben: You seen this one yet?
Brett: No, sure is old though. Couldn't you have found some newer stuff? The girls in this don't even shave..
Ben: Haha! Look at his hairy old ass.
Brett: (with thick accent) Like russian bear, I break your legs!

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