Random
Source Code
Random
a short, irritating person that makes bad joke that he himself laughs at. not in any way the life of the party. Often scares away any and all women near him.
He's such a Ryan.
omg i can't believe that Ryan!
24👍 87👎
(n.) person who pees everywhere
Hey Emily, Ryan Pees Everywhere, Sista!
59👍 243👎
noun: A person in existence with a unibrow and no pinky toes. Ryans generally exhibit erratic behavior, including Mirror and Tourettes Syndromes, intense random muscle spasms, Narcolepsy, and shreiking. They tend to prefer fried spiders and government clean rooms, and usually dislike water and the color persimmon. Some Ryans have been known to frequently wet themselves at the sight of 1996 Toyota Corollas, flies, manboobs, and wicker chairs. Also, Ryans tend to be allergic to toothpaste and nostalgia. If confronted by a Ryan, the recommended procedure is flirting in an Egyptian accent and making empty promises while polka dancing and avoiding eye contact and feeding him seaweed.
You can never trust a Ryan in his natural habitat.
It is not safe to pronounce "Ryan" as "Ree-ann".
31👍 119👎
Often a boy, but can be a girl. When using the word 'Ryan' to refer to a member of the femal gender, one is usually refering to a hottie that runs her mouth. She's got brains and wit, but she'll grab your insecurities and run 'em up a flag pole for everyone to know. Watch out. She's bossy.
Person: Ryan, I think I'm a whore
Ryan: Yes, you are.
Person: Really?
Ryan: Hey Billy, my friend's a slut. Tell her she's pretty and she'll be all yours in a second.
Person: She's right.
64👍 265👎
Your "swag" ex (search swag in this dictionary) who you dated freshman year who actually turned out to be gay. Ugly as a mofo. Wears the same clothes every day. And doesn't grammar
Ryan is the ultimate shit
2👍 3👎
Unfunny
Square
Makes fun of your goldfish
Person 1: ewww it’s ryan
Person 2: ikr ugly man
2👍 3👎
A big fat asshole who hates woman. He's a really gay guy. He is also a child molestor and he likes extra large black man penis, he is the type of person to have really bad body oder.
Guy"I"m gay."
Girl"Ew you're such a Ryan"
Guy"Frick you"
2👍 3👎