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Salt your Game

To compromise, sabotage, or interfere with ones 'game'. Game in this context refers typically to scoring, as in sex or in a sport but it could refer to any activity.

It probably derives from salting the earth to prevent growth.

"Step off when I'm making my move or you'll salt my game."

"Don't do it while you're nervous or it will salt your game."

by Eater of Kittens February 2, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


salt and vinegar chips

The best thing that has ever happened to a potato. They are very delicious and way better than normal chips.

I just had salt and vinegar chips. They were delicious.

by Sheryl Ateeandtee July 29, 2008

95๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Himalayan Salt Plate

Ejaculating on a large set of breasts, then allowing it to dry and serving gourmet food atop the salty, dried remnants.

She wanted something fancy for dinner, so I made her a Himalayan Salt Plate.

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by Scotty Dubbalicious January 12, 2015


Awkward Salt Shaker

In common usage in essex. When an awkward or tense situation arises, all tension can be examplified with this gesture, in which both hands are made into fists, placed on top of each other and rotated in opposite directions as in a salt grinder.

Man 1: Dude she's hot.

Man 2: That's my mum.

Silence.

Awkward Salt Shaker performed by passer-by.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010


pour salt on the wound

Verb.
To unnecesarily cause someone more sadness or trouble when he or she is already in a difficult situation, usually for one's personal amusement.

She is concerned about the call from the doctor saying that she is overweight. By waving the pizza in her face and calling her a fatty, you are pouring salt on the wound.

by Hyenaste May 30, 2005

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minnesota salt lick

When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.

Where's Jake? He's out rockin' the minnesota salt lick.

by minnesotamaniac April 16, 2009

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salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.

Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach

by pkhehe August 14, 2010

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