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He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.
" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"
A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.
Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"
Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls
Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.
Hey did you see Simon? He's so hot.
A terrorist who eats pens but not pencils because they are wooden
Person Uno: I'm Simon
Another dude: No
A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household
Simon: Hey! What team do you support?
Person: Arsenal!
Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!
A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.
Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon