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slap the oyster

female masturbation

After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.

by SurlyGirl July 6, 2006

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dick slap

the act of slapping a ho with your dick

give him the dick slap!
i dick slapped a ho from here to nabrisco!

by Nick! December 5, 2002

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Twat Slap

The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.

Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!

by ColoradoShrimper November 1, 2010

33๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis slap

when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick

Man Last night I gave Veronica the wickest penis slap

by swil February 28, 2003

77๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gorilla Slap

When a man shaves his pubic region while saving the pubic hair, then proceeding to ejaculate on a females face, he then slaps her in the face with the pubic hair causing the hair to stick to the ejaculate on her face. The man will then proceed to slap her in the face with his erect penis.

Bobby: I gave your mom a Gorilla Slap last night! Now she has a fucking beard!

Josh: hahahaha, my mom's a bitch anyway!

by Mud Monkey in Brazil October 17, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


'tard slap

a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.

screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*

by alana jonas March 7, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pelvis slapping

Another name for sex

Me and this girl were pelvis slapping in my room last night.

by vi guy February 10, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž