A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.
After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.
An Australian bloke who gets pissy when his commander is taken in a rally.
NAP Police, quit being such a salty Roo! It's not my fault you rallied me and lost. See salty bitch
The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.
Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!
Person 2: He was straight salty!
Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!
When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.
She gave me a Salty Janitor last night. Licked the boys squeaky clean.
When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”
Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.
They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.
Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.