Sausage Flaps

1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.

2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.

'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.

Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!

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Sausage Torpedo

English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc.

Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo.

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sausage slap

when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it

Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.

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german sausage

a penis of german heritage

for justen leingang love sarah

a german kid with a penis has a german sausage, "who you like some german sausage?"

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grinding sausage

slang term for sexual intercourse, used in the 1930s-40s.

"Well Johnny, after me and the boys shipped out of Saipan, we took some shore leave and went about drinking and grinding sausage with some Chinese whores. It was the bee's knees! Now go tell your dad to take me back to the home. It's salisbury steak night."

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sausage clit

A vagina with an abnormally large clit. The clit will sometimes resemble a baby penis, or the head of a penis. Women who use steroids generally have a sausage clit

Did you see the porn "One night in china"? That China chick totally had a sausage clit.

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sausage jockey

a person of either gender who likes a lotta dick.

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